1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
feigningnormality
jennilah

image

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

jennilah

image

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

jennilah

image

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

jennilah

image

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

jennilah

image

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

jennilah

image

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

jennilah

image
image

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

one-pearl-point

mail is dumb

builtfjordtuff

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

Source: jennilah

What kind of fucking person starts a huge fucking fight with you the day you had surgery because you tell them that the fact that they couldn’t find five fucking seconds to text you before they went to work
OR make ANY sort of gesture after getting off of work and KNOWING how bad it was going to be because it is ALWAYS fucking bad in ways no one else on this earth ever could, AND WHEN THE FUCK DOES ANYONE HAVE A “GOOD” SURGERY, 
BUT WHAT THEY CAN DO IS TRY IS MAKE EXCUSES LIKE
I TOLD YOU LAST NIGHT
OR “I WAS ‘TOO BUSY’
OR LITERALLY SAYING THEY “DIDN’T THINK ABOUT IT”,
OR THAT THEY WERE “TOO TIRED” LIKE YOU SLEPT WELL THE NIGHT BEFORE A SURGERY YOU NEVER WANTED BECAUSE IT MEANT GIVING UP ONE OF THE LAST FUCKING THINGS YOU HAD TO REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE BEFORE YOU GOT SO SICK YOU COULDN’T MAKE IT OUT OF BED,
AND THEN TRY TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD FOR THINKING THAT THE REASON THEY DIDN’T TAKE FIVE SECONDS TO TEXT YOU, WAS BECAUSE THEY HAD SOMETHING, LITERALLY ANYTHING PLANNED FOR LATER, AND NOT BEING UPSET BY THAT UNTIL THEY CAME THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE 
‘I HEARD YOUR DAY SUCKED’
 
BECAUSE ‘THEY’RE BROKE FROM BUYING YOU CHRISTMAS PRESENTS’ LIKE THE FUCKING PRICE OF A GESTURE HAS EVER FUCKING MATTERED TO YOU, LIKE THEY COULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN A ROCK FROM THE FRONT FUCKING YARD AND CALLED IT “COOL”,
AND THEY CAN TELL YOU THEY “LOVE YOU”, SEE YOU ALMOST EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY, AND SOMEHOW GET ANGRY THAT YOU WANTED THEM TO DO SOMETHING, FUCKING ANYTHING THAT WOULD HAVE BARELY FUCKING QUALIFIED AS EFFORT, BUT EFFORT IS LITERALLY ALL YOU FUCKING WANTED, AND SIT THERE JUSTIFYING THAT
LIKE EVERYTHING FUCKING ELSE THEY CONSTANTLY PUT YOU THROUGH WHEN YOU JUST CAN’T FUCKING GO THROUGH ANY MORE OF IT,

FUCKING.

HURTS.

SOMEONE WHO KNEW ABOUT THIS SURGERY SINCE IT WAS SCHEDULED BUT YOU GOT PEOPLE YOU’VE BARELY SPOKEN TO IN YEARS, PEOPLE YOU HAVE NEVER MET, FINDING OUT ABOUT IT AN HOUR BEFORE YOU WENT UNDER, FROM AN INSTAGRAM POST, GOING OUT OF THEIR OWN PERSONAL WAYS TO OFFER KIND WORDS AND INCOMPREHENSIBLY GENEROUS PERSONAL FAVORS WITHOUT KNOWING A FRACTION OF YOUR HISTORY WITH THIS KIND OF SHIT AND THE TRAUMA YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH BECAUSE YOU PHYSICALLY CANNOT GET THE WORDS OUT TO FUCKING SPEAK IT TO ANOTHER LIVING PERSON SINCE THAT PERSON WAS THERE TO SEE WITH THEIR OWN FUCKING EYES AND HEAR WITH THEIR OWN FUCKING EARS WHAT IT DID TO YOU AFTER IT HAPPENED, NOT EVEN A YEAR LATER, BECAUSE IT FUCKING BREAKS YOU UNTIL YOU ARE NOTHING,
EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH  E V E R Y T H I N G

THERE
IS NO

FUCKING

EXCUSE

I HOPE MY MEMORY HAUNTS YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE I MAY NOT BE MUCH BUT YOU NEVER FUCKING DESERVED IT
image
image
image
image

😔

I believe they planned to use the incision made in the roses(the place in the petals that is shiny[from the glue]) but for whatever reason, couldn’t, and instead gave me what I’ll probably refer to as ‘the gash’ considering it hurts like one and my skin scars so red at first, I’ll have people panicking like ‘WHAT HAPPENED???’ for the next 6 months.

The port itself is the area that hopefully translates well enough to see here, underneath the red dot.

It’s very swollen and angry right now, so I imagine it’ll probably be more prominent as the swelling goes down.

Overall my day has been the typical mess I get from hospitals/doctors/nurses that I may get into at some point in the future when I can clearly explain my feelings on everything, but honestly I’m just disappointed.

Things out of my control always seem to warp the way others see me and I don’t think that will ever change.

Most of the time I’m used to it and I always expect the worst, but sometimes I think a doctor might be right on the brink of grasping some of the nonnegotiable things I have no choice but to do differently before they demonstrate that no, they really don’t, and I’m still on my own, and sometimes it just gets to me.

It’s already a lot to deal with on it’s own, and getting it all compounded on a day like this when it would’ve been so easy for someone to make a world of difference for someone else who really needs it, and just decides not to, is a lot.

So yeah

I hope everyone has had a better day than I have, and honestly the bar has been set so low right now, there’s still time to do something nice for yourself and make this day good for something.

And if you already had/made this a good day today, tell me about it or something so December 17th won’t turn into a Thing ™🥀

Currently waiting to be taken back into surgery to have a port placed and it’s likely going to ruin my roses, so I spent most of the night getting pictures.
I’ve never wanted a port and I’ve put it off for quite some time, but my veins are just...

Currently waiting to be taken back into surgery to have a port placed and it’s likely going to ruin my roses, so I spent most of the night getting pictures.
I’ve never wanted a port and I’ve put it off for quite some time, but my veins are just done.
It’s not easy to be chronically ill and modified.

RIP roses🥀

rubitrightintomyeyes
beetledrink

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

beetledrink

image

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

beetledrink

image

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

Source: beetledrink